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Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

New study shows that milk consumption improves gut biodiversity and cheese reduces certain microbes - Earth.com

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Anthony says 1st HR made better by Red Sox win - ESPN

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The Tech Industry Said It Was "Impossible" to Create AI Based Entirely on Ethically-Sourced Data, So These Scientists Proved Them Wrong in Spectacular Fashion - futurism.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

When it's time to think about AI for recruitment process automation?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is Baby Netanyahu trying to start a "greater Middle East conflict” in order to stay in office and prevent his corruption trial?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the most sentimental item you inherited from someone dear to you and what does it mean to you?

Unacceptable again!

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Still no good.

Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

How to see Mars visit a bright star and the moon this June - Space

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What is the process of becoming an Evangelical preacher? Is attending seminary school necessary? How long does it typically take? Is it financially challenging?

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